Checkered past
Checkered record
The permanent record
Guidance counselor has it
Slips it out of its sleeve
Puts it on the turntable
Very crackly 20's music, little rascals-like theme, droning voice
begins to describe the school career of our protagonist
Very crackly banjo music, folksy Disney-narrator voice begins: "It all
started in 1969. Richard Nixon was president. Hippies were all the
rage. And Michael Vomaske, just 5 years old, began kindergarten at Bubb
Elementary in the class of Mrs. Summers. Mikey was a bright boy, played
well with others, always volunteered for class projects--ss projects--ss projects"
Damn vinyl!